Same old new mould
A series of fake documentaries, each episode follows people
whose past life has interfered with their current one now.
Ep 1. ‘Past Life Bad Touch’ TALKSHOW
Mike (16) and Jane (48) are both past lifers and in a
relationship with a difference. In Mikes past life he was Jan’s retired
next-door neighbour who molested her when she was a child. Today, Jan was a
teacher at Mike’s secondary school, till an unknown attraction brought them
together and finally to reveal their unconventional pasts and possible futures.
Ep 2. ‘Past Life, same as this life’
Jerry works in a Shoe repairs kiosk but in a past life he
was a cobbler in 18 century London. Coming to terms with this revelation Jerry
searches out the differences and similarities between his life then and today
“Yeah, turns out cobblers didn’t do key cuttings; probably why I’m so bad at it
and I have to get Sam to do the Cubbs.” (Turns out it’s the same but with more
modern parlance). He is so dull but has letters of enthusiasm about his past
life (town history/the person he married/ETC).
Ep 3. ‘Past Life, same threat’
Brenda finds out in a past life that she was ‘Brin Williams’,
who was a leader of an anti monarchy terrorist cell in the 1600; who failed in
their plans to assassinate the King at his wedding.
Whilst Brenda finds out more of this interesting past,
especially from her perspective of being a man in a past life, she is being
followed and monitored by MI5, who detain her at the airport as person of
‘interest’ in the lead up to the new royal wedding.
Ep 4 ‘Past Life, powers’
Charlotte was a psychic in a past life. Today, without
powers, she gives talks to budding young psychics in setting up their own
psychic businesses, controlling their powers and not abusing the trust Mother
Earth has given them. In her conferences she tells stories of revealing the
past lives of upper class Victorian men and women at séances, chuckling at the
memories of their faces when the Victorian men and women found out they were
famous figures of the 1700s.
She is also touring and signing her new book “My past, and how it
can help you to see a future for viewing other people’s pasts”
Ep 5 ‘Past Life, What past life?’ (Told like a history doc)
Henry is the most hated man in his small town. A year ago
the community centre hired a psychic to read peoples auras and tell them who
they were in a past life. After a private session Henry tells everyone he was
the reincarnated soul of the towns’ beloved founder. Weeks later he is elected
the town mayor and he systematically abuses his power for his family and the
many mistresses he uses. One year to the day, the psychic returns to do a
follow-up session, shocked to see what has happened she sets the town people
straight; who then throw Henry out of town forcing him to live in a caravan by
the town limits (where he is interviewed).
Henry reveals, at the end, that the psychic couldn’t see a
past life in him, so he lied and made one up to save grace in the community who
all seemed to have one.
(Whilst being
interviewed the towns’ people occasionally hint that they also didn’t have a
past life that the psychic could see OR it was so inane they denied it)
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